Sharma Ji Ka Wi-Fi

In a crowded apartment building in Delhi, the real king wasn’t the landlord—it was Sharma Ji, because he had the fastest Wi-Fi in the whole colony.

And Sharma Ji, bless his soul, had a long password that only his dog remembered.

Now enter Rohan, a college student living two floors below. He had three hobbies: scrolling Instagram, binge-watching series, and “borrowing” Wi-Fi.

One day, Sharma Ji’s Wi-Fi signal popped up like a miracle:

Name: Sharma_Ji_FiberOptic_King

Signal: Full

Password: Unknown (like Sharma Ji’s actual job)

Rohan’s mission began.

Day 1: He rang Sharma Ji’s doorbell pretending to be from the “Internet Verification Team.” Sharma Ji, who still paid bills by cheque, slammed the door.

Day 2: He offered to walk Sharma Ji’s dog for free. The dog bit him. Twice.

Day 3: He became friends with Sharma Ji’s grandson and offered him Maggi in exchange for the password. The kid took the Maggi... and changed the Wi-Fi name to:

“NiceTryMaggiThief”

Rohan was defeated. Until...

One magical night at 3 AM, during a power outage, the router rebooted without security for exactly 7 minutes. Rohan downloaded 3 seasons of his favorite show and danced like he had cracked the stock market.

The next morning, Sharma Ji changed the password to:

“I_See_You_Rohan”

And installed a CCTV camera pointing directly at Rohan’s window.

Since then, Rohan studies next to the window in full view, just to get “signal blessings” from Sharma Ji.